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Dustin playing fetch at the beach with Roscoe

“And if I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is, I’m going to lose my mind.” — Tina Fey speaking at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

What Guys and Girls Say, And What They Really Mean

It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.

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WHEN I REMEMBERED THAT TONIGHT IS THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

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When my friend is having a rough day

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